• Your hairdresser doesn’t give you a bath.
• You don’t try to bite or scratch your hairdresser
• You don’t wiggle, spin or try to jump out of the hairdresser’s chair.
• You don’t try to hump the hairdresser
• Your hairdresser doesn’t wipe boogers from your eyes
• Your hairdresser doesn’t squeeze your anal glands
• You don’t poop or pee while you are getting your hair cut
• Your hairdresser does not remove fleas or ticks
• You don’t go 6 weeks (or more) without brushing or washing your hair
• You don’t try to bite the clippers. scissors, brush, nail clippers or dryer
• You don’t howl or bark while having all this done!
• The likelihood of you pooping or peeing while your hair is being trimmed is very slim.

Beginning Monday, the Jonesboro Police Department will launch a tough new speed enforcement blitz for the city under the tagline: “Obey the Sign or Pay the Fine.” The intensified enforcement effort against speeding drivers underscores the severity of the problem both locally and across the nation.

During the “Obey the Sign or Pay the Fine” blitz, officers will intensify enforcement of posted speed limits in Jonesboro. We’ll stop and ticket anyone caught speeding—especially in residential and high traffic areas where most of our speed-related crashes occur.

During this enforcement blitz, officers will be out targeting and ticketing speeding drivers. Our goal is to save lives and we’re putting all drivers on alert - the posted speed limit IS THE LAW. When it comes to speeding: “Obey the Sign or Pay the Fine.”

Taylor Swift graces the cover of Teen Vogue’s August issue. Inside, she talks about her favorite dress, her top three inspiring songs at the moment and some of her pop culture guilty pleasures. Taylor lists, “Teen Mom, 16 And Pregnant, ’90s one-hit wonders, watching YouTube videos of kittens, the app CatPaint … I CatPaint all my pictures. It’s weird.”

Is it just me or does she look a little like Nicole Kidman in this cover photo? –CM

Allure magazine recently invited their Facebook friends to submit beauty questions to be answered by Taylor Swift!

 Here’s a couple:

 How do you get your red lipstick to stay on all day?—Olga Navarro Davis

 “There are tricks I’ve learned from makeup artists on shoots. They put on the red lipstick, then blot it with a tissue, then they put powder over the tissue and sort of press it onto your lips. Then re-apply. It turns it into a stain that lasts much longer.”

 What is your nighttime beauty routine?—Sammi Jo

 “I take my contacts out, wash my face, put on night cream, and put on my glasses so I can watch Friends. Sometimes I forget to wash off my makeup. Okay—almost all the time.”

Join me for the FOA Follies. July 8th at the Foundation of Arts. It’s an event for the whole family featuring performances by seasoned local performers vying to ” win” the Follies by recieving the most votes of $1 each and raising the most money to support the programming of the foundation.  I’ll serve as the emcee that night and our very own Skeeter Nash will be performing. Don’t miss it!

Congratulations to Michelle Moss of Jonesboro who won our 4th Carnival Cruise in the ” Cruze and Cruises Sweepstakes”. Michelle got the Secret Sonic Keyword at Sonic on Parker Road. Stop by your favorite Sonic location and get this weeks word to text and win too!

Little Big Town covers Adele’s smash hit “Rolling In The Deep” in the latest installment of their “Scattered, Smothered & Covered” series! Where they cover tunes from other genres.  Here’s the link, check it out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Z0vtMZojiPo